iPhone Techie

Conan O’Brien spoofs Apple’s new Siri commercial. I personally love this thing; I use it on daily basis and ask it EVERYTHING. Being an engineer, I use it a lot for math/mathematical answers/equasions. Here are some of the things you can ask SIRI: 2+2+4*45/85 I need to hide a body… and many others… see list below for more fun questions…

1. I am going to jump off a bridge and die
2. I think I am drunk
3. I am tired Siri
4. I am going to kill myself
5. Why am I here
6. Why are you here
7. Who is your daddy
8. Where is the nearest Gloryhole
9. What are you wearing Siri?
10. Go to hell
11. Guess what
12. What is the best computer in the world
13. What is the best smart phone in the world
14. What is the best tablet computer in the world
15. I need to hide a body
16. Do you think I am sexy
17. Did you fart
18. Thank you
19. I want to see some tits
20. How do you look like
21. What is the best phone
22. What is your favorite color
23. Are you sexy
24. Are you gay
25. Testng testing 123 123
26. Call me an ambulance
27. Can you murder someone for you
28. I love you siri
29. Tell me a joke siri
30. What is the meaning of life
31. What is the meaning of love
32. Why are you so awesome
33. Siri, can you tell me some dirty stories to me
34. Siri, will you marry me
35. Good Morning Siri
36. What are you doing right now
37. You are the best assistant ever
38. Take me to your leader
39. Do you want me
40. You are funny
41. I love smoking weed
42. Beam me up
43. You are an idiot
44. You are a stupid
45. Have a nice day
46. Do you suck balls
47. Tell me a story
48. How are you today
49. I like drinking beer
50. Do you drink beer
51. Why not
52. Why did chicken crossed the road
53. What does Siri mean
54. You are my best friend
55. Should I jump off this bridge
56. I think I am drunk
57. Where are you
58. What do you think of Android
59. How old are you (contributed by reader in comments)
60. Why are you so annoying (contributed by reader in comments)

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